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I was on a mental rant about how fucked I am In Case of Apocalypse while laying in bed last night, and momentarily lost my train of thought. In trying to remember what I was thinking about I somehow summoned the image of a gigantic, house-sized pie exploding 


I’m not even sure what to say right now.

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monobeartheater:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

send this picture to your teacher they will understand

monobeartheater:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

send this picture to your teacher they will understand

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yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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nerdsandgamersftw:

Marvel Prints

By Steven Toang

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meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin

meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin

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afantasybasedonreality:

Ness’s taunts in Super Smash bros for Nintendo 3ds

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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Anonymous said: Are you aware that with chimps, the male decides when it's time to have sex? I think humans can learn a thing or two from our closest biological relatives. Something went wrong in our evolutionary line. smh

klefable:

look at you being all cool and edgy with your contradictory opinion in my inbox. what a rebel. the great return of brony friendzoni. go tip your fedora elsewhere 

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