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rionhunter:

tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit

Well, Archie is Jesus..

rionhunter:

tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit

Well, Archie is Jesus..

(Source: johnnythehorse)

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Five True Facts About Asexuals

kharmitch:

1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.

2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.

3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.

4.) To summon an asexual, sing ‘Dancing Queen’ in Yiddish while slowly walking backwards in a circle. Multiple attempts may be needed.

5.) Normal asexuals are fond of deserts. The dry environment enriches the sarcasm deposits located in their lower abdomen. Asexuals that are able to maintain their deposits while living in wetter areas are very powerful and are to be feared.

This has been Five True Facts About Asexuals.

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lastoneout:

annabethchasy:

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!

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flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

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depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground. In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke. In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—

And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.

Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.

And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.

Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.

So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

(via bunnyawkwards)

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(Source: vyonce, via troyesivan)

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

this is comedic gold

(via euucalyptus)

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dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

(via euucalyptus)

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